face+ball=sneeze

I went a wedding party earlier. They had a buffet which was quite good there was pretzels (lovely pretzels)  and cheese (so many cheeses)and bread (my sister pelted me) and cake(the icing was a bit thick(1″of pink sweetness)). Now I spent most of my time outside playing football (soccer) I ruined the trousers I was told not to ruin LINK, LINK. And oddly enough a man kicked the ball unfortunately that same ball hit me in the face. 15 square cm (I know it’s a sphere) of high visibility bounciness traveling at err miles per hour (hah you’r confused now) hit my face. And do you know what I did. I sneezed. Repeatedly.